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“Avengers: Endgame” Chaos: A Spoiler-Induced Beating, Uncontrollable Crying, and Dangerously High Heart Rates

Not all the craziness around “Avengers: Endgame” this weekend was GOOD craziness.  Here’s a round-up of Avengers-related chaos . . .

1.  A guy in Hong Kong walked out of a screening, and started LOUDLY revealing spoilers while people were waiting in line to see it.  So several fans stepped out of line to BEAT HIM UP.  And there’s a photo of him being treated by medical staff.

2.  A 21-year-old woman in China had to be hospitalized for uncontrollable CRYING after seeing the movie.  She started hyperventilating, so her friends took her to the ER.  She also had chest pain, muscle spasms, and numbness in her limbs.

3.  Fans on Twitter were so amped up, they forgot how to spell.  They kept spelling “Avengers” with an “R” instead of an “N.”  So the hashtag “AVERGERS Endgame” was trending for a while.

4.  Fans with smart watches have been posting screenshots of their heart rates SPIKING during the movie.  We’ve seen as high as 180 beats per minute.  But so far, there haven’t been any reports of the film actually KILLING anyone.

 

 

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