• If you think sitting through the president’s annual State of the Union Address is painful, image how much worse it would be if it was delivered by Ozzy Osbourne.
  • The self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness has launched a line of “Ozzy for President” merchandise, including hoodies, t-shirts, bumper stickers, lithographs and buttons. For $60, supporters can get a package deal that includes a hoodie, lithograph, bumper sticker and button.
  • Having been born in England, Osbourne isn’t actually eligible to become the country’s commander-in-chief.
  • Would you vote for Ozzy if he actually ran for president?